Gadget that can prevent strokes?

I get some fairly interesting propositions cross my path from time to time, especially from China, but this one is something of a wonder gadget by the looks of things.

The Powerline Ethernet Bridge can prevent strokes. And it mentions antifouling, a chore any boat owner does his best to avoid. So if it can prevent that too, I’m in.

The finish also sounds, well, interesting – a ‘pure white tonal grinding material shell.’ It brings to mind an offer once made to us by Pedro Boot bv in the Netherlands when buying Andantino – we would receive, the boatbuilder’s feature list assured us, ‘massive luxurious cocks’ (or rather nice bathroom taps to you and I).

It seems hope remains for those that attempt to earn a living as a wordsmith…