
As perverse as it might seem here is photographic evidence from our local branch of Sainsburys that the humble baked bean has been identified as a major threat for the British juvenile population. Proof of age will now be required to purchase.
A Heinz spokesman was believed to have said that the company was lobbying not to have their 56 other varieties suffer a similar fate.
Meantime it is not clear what activist youths will make of the government’s alternative proposal: namely that under-18s be provided with a half-baked bean, in keeping with current policies.
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